they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
All the doctor said was why
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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