i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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