i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
