Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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