Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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