there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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