and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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