I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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