Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
