He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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