think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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