I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We have so much sex to catch up on
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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