the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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