They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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