I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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