I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Text me some of your sweat
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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