Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
