Sry I called you an 8
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Someone signed my nipple.
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