I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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