every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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