Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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