i don't like sucking hair
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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