Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it glows. i had to have it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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