You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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