I just saw a hot homeless man
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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