I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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