I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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