I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize