I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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