idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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