Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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