that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
