Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
what day is it and did you see me today?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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