It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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