i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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