it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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