i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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