I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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