bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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