just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
