i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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