White coat. Heels.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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