You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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