I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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