Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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