If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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