if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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