Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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