i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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