i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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