you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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