Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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