Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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