he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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