You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's blow job season.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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