Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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