Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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