OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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