i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize