They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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