i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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